Braxton Family Values Recap: Season 5, EP 2

With a house full of men, Mommy (Evelyn Braxton) is having herself a good time at her ‘Devil is a Lie Party’. Trina Braxton decides that two can play the same game and ponders on how she can set mom up in Georgia, that way she would want to stay in Atlanta. The fun began with Trina’s Traci Braxton orgasmic impersonation on the floor, which will have you on the floor yourself. The fun turned serious when Mommy’s name came back up; the sisters disagreed in debate about where she was going to stay. Trina is fired up, and now plots to declare war back on the West Coast sisters to find her a man. Trina puts the other East Coast sisters up to it and decides to get a matchmaker to set mommy up at Bar Chix. Mommy had already made it clear to stay out of business once.

Meanwhile, Towanda Braxton drops by Toni Braxton‘s for some fun with red wine, pizza, and the smoke detector. In the meantime, Toni has made a decision to no longer live in a box and wants to learn how to swim. Towanda wants Toni to date, making Toni admit that she thinks she might be ready despite all that has happened in her past. Towanda thinks up a master plan in her mind.

Tamar Braxton and Mommy met to talk about the plethora of old men and the angels. Tamar wants to hire some one to intervene, like a medium and to tell her sisters, then Tamar gets scared. Towanda sets Toni up with lessons to swim and some eye candy to look at in the sweet water. Toni isn’t ready to get wet the first time, but she will be ready in private the next time.

Back in Atlanta, the East Coast sisters are striking back to find Mommy a man when they learned who Dejuan was. The shade gets real and the heat is on when the mixed group of men are pre-screened and filtered before they get to Mommy. Jail, dancing, male enhancements, snow, and the swirl are just the beginning of what the sisters have to encounter before Mommy walks in the door. After some short lived backlash, being thrown under the bus and Mommy accepting that the girls have had their hands in the cookie jar, she finally decides to accept the offer. Traci and Towanda are left to scoot out the rejects and four are left to tune the heart strings of Mommy.

Arranged swimming lessons at Tamar’s house turns into a popcorn and show. The coach stands up to the cocktail watching audience. Are these really swimming lessons or a date or a spiritual moment and Yogi and Boo Boo?

Tamar breaks the news to her sisters on the angels and invitations. Trina and Tamar get into a non-invited fall out and Mommy has something to say.

Watch who almost threw their panties in the water and what mommy has to say below:

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Episode 3 is full of hauntings and a messenger has a message for Tamar. What could it be? Could it be the news about The Real? Check out a teaser and wait and see. Watch Braxton Family Values on WE tv at 9 PM ET.

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