The rap game’s shy, surprisingly foul little cousin is growing up! Earl Mr. Early Bird turns 20 today, and in his honor, we’ve put together a list of his 20 most abysmal, cringeworthy, awkward, grotesque, hilarious pictures throughout his short and sweet career. In no particular order, here are Earl‘s best/worst.
20. Just Chewing OR Wisdom Teeth Surgery
Most of these photos are born of Earl making a deliberate point of looking as nasty and clueless as possible. This picture is no different.
19. Earl Sees Himself In The Mirror
This is the most awake Earl has looked in his entire life.
18. We’re Gonna Hurt You In Gym Class
Where the hell did Earl find rec-specs, and why did he have to smirk with them on?
17. Moca Desire
Alias game on lock. Bob-cut on lock. Androgynous swagger on complete lock. Moca Desire is Earl’s “Mona Lisa” of uncomfortable.
16. Ee-yawh
It’s criminal how rarely Earl unleashes his foot-long gums on the world.
15. Thinking About Jerry Maguire 
Earl swoons for the man who truly is everyone’s hero, Tom “Vanilla (Sky)” Cruise.
14. Last Known Footage of the Creature
This Steve Harvey-like creature ate the camera moments later.
13. First Known Footage of the Creature
Even undead or incredibly old, Earl still chucks his signature deuces. The kid is too smooth smoov.
13. Good Kisser
It was only a matter of time until someone squished Earl‘s famous lips.
12. You Deserve Rounds 
“I could treat you right, girl.”
11. You Deserve Rounds 2: I’m shy…;)
His peace sign is so weak he’s almost petting himself.
10. Sad & Confused Deuces
Now, the deuces are a shield from the world that hurt Earl so badly.
9. Genuine Happiness…?
Maybe dinosaurs just put him at ease. Nothing wrong with that.
8. My Friend’s Dad Is Drunk
He’s definitely trying to slip out of that British grasp.
7. Pie Hat
Stop looking at us like that.
6. Chubby Demon
Tyler really only befriended Earl for the headlock appeal.
5.’70s Boy Band Member, Locked In A Basement
No showers in this dojo.
4. Breathing Hard Or Hardly Breathing?
Aaahhgghhhchgh.
2. How Dare You? 
Earl is appalled!
1. Picture Perfect OR 72 Hours Awake
Go to sleep, dude. Like, at least once in your life, sleep.
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