Big Ghost aka Phantom Ravioli’s aka The Inventor of the Slap has finally satiated our comedic hunger and released his review of Drizzy Drake aka Ovaltine Veins aka The Kitten Whisperer’s sophomore album (which is really good, by the way) Take Care. Hit the jump to laugh uncontrollably out loud; make sure that people who are offended by loud, spontaneous shrieks are not in ear distance.
Big Ghost Presents: The Take Care Review
Stand-out lines include Ghost’s description of Drizzy’s many nicknames:
“son goes by many names b…Drizzy or Aubrey or jus Aubs…n the Artist Formerly Known as Wheelchair Jimmy nahmean. But yalls might know him as The Kitten Whisperer aka The Harvester of Pauses aka The Taio Cruz of Hip Hop aka Young Garnier Fructis the pre-cum baby aka Jennifer Aniston’s favorite emcee….n the muthafucka most likely to have a gateway to Narnia in his closet aka The Michael Buble of Rap or that nigga witta beatin vagina for a heart that you be hearin on the radio sandwiched between Katy Perry n Lady Gaga joints all day aka Justin Biebers beard n the only nigga on earth capable of turnin sandpaper into moist towelettes wit the touch of his hands…the vagina nectar-garglin nigga who makes lambs look dangerous hisself…..otherwise known as the Human Electric Slide… OctobVariesOwn….Drake.”
“The moisture levels on this shit got clouds formin over my speakers b.”
“Birdman gettin his handrub on all over the end of this shit too. Shit had niggas worried cos he sounded like he was bout to rap….instead the nigga jus did his best to paint this nigga witta gangster brush”
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