It’s him. Flushing’s finest foodie and most detailed rhymer, Action Bronson, has compiled an astounding amount of food references in the span of his short but prolific career (two EPs and six LPs since 2011). Behold–we’ve compiled Bronsoliño‘s finest food references and provided some mouth watering pictures to go along with them. Enjoy the créme of Bronson‘s crop, laid out chronologically and deliciously.
1. Il prosciutto, legend, Phil Rizzuto / Marijuana like the pussy, I keep it crudo / That’s raw. — “Cocoa Butter” from Well Done.
2. The olive oil virgin, first press, it’s never blended, kid/ I’m straight raw like Carpaccio — “Respect The Mustache” from Well Done.
3. Catch a rooster, cut his fucking nuts off / Serve ’em for a hundred dollars, sesame and plum sauce. — “White Silk” from Well Done.
4. Liquorice liquore, one cube, a touch of water / Watch it mix, turn white like the Duchess’ daughter. — “Cocoa Butter” from Well Done.
Doesn’t get more luxurious than breast milk.
5. My beard is golden brown just like a biscuit / Everyday I’m thinking should I risk it, add another number to statistics / Or use the breast milk to eat my Crispix — “The Madness” from Dr. Lector.
6. From philly cheesesteaks, lobsters on the barbeque / I’m getting twisted eating chicken with a prostitute / An hour later eat the burger with my drug dealer / Then add the butter to the fudge to make the fudge realer — “Ronnie Colman” from Dr. Lector.
7. The Amarone got me spinning like a gyro / Take the high road, poppy seeds from Cairo. — “Beautiful Music” from Dr. Lector.
8. Too beaucoup, fresher than a lake trout / Barbecue the venison, pair it with a great stout. — “Buddy Guy” from Dr. Lector.
9. Extra virgin olive oil drizzled on the pasta / Fry the bacon, make it sizzle for the chazers. — “Bag of Money” from Dr. Lector.
10. Gipsy Salami cheese is from the cave / Wild dandelion greens dressed up on the plate / Parmesan crisp, we wildin’ in Marea — “Ron Simmons” from Blue Chips.
Shorties are to be stuffed as such.
12. Stuff a shorty like the man a gut / Light tan on the shoe like banana nut. –“Tapas” from Blue Chips.
13. Jalapeno cream cheese on the raisin bread / That’s for breakfast. — “103 and Roosey” from Blue Chips
Famously sharp.
14. Caciocavalli dog I’m sharper than the archer. — “103 and Roosey” from Blue Chips.
15. Quattro fromage / Big plate look like a lobster collage. — “Tapas” from Blue Chips.
Go on to the next page for the final ten!
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